A 43-year-old man was arrested in Portland, Oregon last week after trying to bite a cop.
Oh– and he identified himself as “Captain Jack Sparrow.”
The man boarded a commuter train dressed as Johnny Depp’s character from “Pirates of the Caribbean” and began harassing other people on the train. He refused to leave even when Workers tried to kick him off so they called the police.
While officers were removing him from the train, cops say he tried to bite an officer. His possible charges: trespassing, menacing, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and interfering with public transportation.
Even after they jailed him, the man wouldn’t give them his real name so they had to book him as, you guessed it, “Captain Jack Sparrow.”
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