There’s no Valentine’s Day like a vengeful Valentine’s Day!
The San Antonio Zoo is running a promotion this year where they’ll name a rat after your ex and feed it to a snake. It costs $25, and you can watch a livestream of it happening on Valentine’s Day.
They’re also doing one of those “name a cockroach after your ex” deals that have gotten popular over the years. That’ll run you $5.
❤️ This Valentine's Day, we are hosting the first-ever “Cry Me a Cockroach” event. You can purchase a live cockroach,…