A 20-year-old man named Damien Clark Jr. from Austintown (in northeast Ohio) was pulled over around 4:30 A.M. on Saturday when he didn’t use a turn signal.
The cops smelled marijuana, so they searched him and his car. And during the search, they found a bag of cocaine in his sock.
And his excuse? “These aren’t my socks,” he told police.
He was arrested on several drug charges.
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