A 37-year-old man named Dustin Ammons in Kyle, Texas decided to try to rob a Target “Mission: Impossible” style on Monday night.
He cut a hole in the roof and lowered himself down into the store using a rope, harness, and grappling hook.
Once he got inside though, the burglary became a lot less elegant. According to the surveillance footage, he just started smashing electronics cases and grabbing stuff.
The cops eventually showed up and found him trying to hide behind a shoe rack.
He was charged with burglary and felony criminal mischief.
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