Nearly 500 Pounds Of Pasta Mysteriously Dumped In Jersey Woods

Imagine walking along a river just to come across nearly 500 pounds of COOKED PASTA.

The discovery was made next to a river in New Jersey last month. 

No one seems to know where it came from either!

A restaurant or caterer could have had a last-minute cancelation or something but that’s still a LOT of pasta. It wasn’t even just one type… there were piles of spaghetti, macaroni, and penne too. 

It happened in the town of Old Bridge, New Jersey, and a woman who recently ran for city council shared the pics.

The city ended up removing the pasta, but she made sure to share the humor in it.  She called it “Mission: Im-PASTA-ble”.

Others online joked that the culprit should be sent to the “PENNE-tentury.”  And another person said the person likely responsible for it is named “AL DENTE”.

Here’s a picture of it:

Someone Dumped Nearly 500LBS of Cooked Pasta In The Woods Of A North Jersey Town https://t.co/xOtbK426zU pic.twitter.com/WE1TI36Qkc

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) May 7, 2023

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