Last Tuesday night, 40-year-old Andrew Marr in Lincoln, Nebraska destroying metal detectors and a wine rack at a grocery store.
He then used a “no parking” sign with concrete attached to the bottom to smash cars in the parking lot.
When the cops arrived, Marr told them he was that upset because he was pretty sure someone in the store had stolen his “dope pipe.”
The cops searched him and found his “dope pipe” was actually on him the whole time.
He did a total of about $7,000 in damage and he was arrested for criminal mischief and possession of a controlled substance.