A Texas woman named Brandy Ackerman pulled a knife on a store clerk and demanded that they open the cash register. In typical Texas fashion, the clerk refused.
Instead of fleeing because the police will surely be called, Ackerman put the knife back in her jacket and said, “Oh I was just kidding anyway.”
She still didn’t flee.
Instead, she went back to shopping. Even later paid for her items, and left.
Police eventually arrested her and she was charged with aggravated robbery.
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